Types of Woman (poem)

The Nice ones are just plain nice
The Mean ones are colder then ice
The Dirty ones come with a price
The Decent are decent
The Pretty get nice treatment
The Sick ones will barf up a lung
The Hot ones sweat from their tongue

and then these are added by my other good friend Paul:

The weird ones eat mice?
The unclean ones got lice??
The Asian ones eat fried rice
The risky ones play dice
The smart ones think twice...

The Great ones are content,
The stubborn ones hard as cement,
The easy ones full of dent,
The ONE is permanent. or so you hope so, :/